
Coconut Clonk
Hairy coconuts wobble on tall red cups in a candy-striped booth under the old oak. Anyone can throw straight away, and the free round climbs harder the longer it lasts.
Kites strain on their lines beside tartan throws on the cliff top, with the sea glittering far below. The calmest world at the fete, and a bare paid spin gets a free second go with its wilds held.
The stalls cost nothing now and never will. Your entry card holds your 100,000 coins, favourites, level and daily missions from one visit to the next — and lets Godfrey confirm you are 18 or over before a spin.
Virtual coins only. No real-money gambling, no prizes of real-world value, nothing sold in-app. 18+.
Kite Peg Picnic is the lazy hour up on the headland, built for long sittings without big lurches. Roped pegs, line clips and tartan throws carry most of the value, so small returns keep drifting in along the row of kites. The Stake Knot wild can stand in for anything except the Little Lighthouse. When a paid spin pays out nothing, Godfrey pegs every wild to the grass and spins everything else around them once more, on the house. Three lighthouses anywhere start ten free spins; four make it fifteen, five make it twenty-five, and fresh lighthouses in the round add spins.
Peg It Down. When a paid spin returns nothing, each Stake Knot wild on show is pegged where it lies and the remaining squares spin once more, free.
Every throw here uses free virtual coins. No stall is real-money gambling, no win holds real-world value, and the fete sells nothing in-app. Results come from a random number generator, and a spin never leans on the one before.
Measured by running this page's own engine for 10,000,000 spins: coin RTP 95.9%, hit frequency 48.1%, free spins about once in 113 spins, a win of 10x your stake or more about once in 132 spins. Coin figures only — no money is staked or returned.
Sign in, climb the lane past the churchyard to the kite field and set a stake.
Spin. Stake Knot wilds copy any symbol except the Little Lighthouse; when a paid spin blows away empty, they hold fast and the other squares turn once more for nothing.
Three Little Lighthouses anywhere open ten free spins, fifteen with a fourth and twenty-five when all five shine.
Players after an easy, even afternoon on the cliff, where little returns are common and an empty grid earns another free turn.
The steadiest balance at the fete. Small wins arrive regularly, and the free respin after a bare spin softens the quieter stretches.
| Picture painted on the reel | Five alike along the bunting line | Same win, shown against your stake |
|---|---|---|
| 4,000× line bet | 160× your stake | |
| 2,000× line bet | 80× your stake | |
| 1,000× line bet | 40× your stake | |
| 600× line bet | 24× your stake | |
| 400× line bet | 16× your stake | |
| 240× line bet | 9.6× your stake |
The five card ranks (10 to A) pay the least. Three Little Lighthouses anywhere open the free round. Full values for three and four of a kind are in the paytable.
A paid spin with nothing to show. Each wild in sight stays pegged to the turf while the remaining squares get a free extra turn.
No. Only paid spins trigger it; free spins carry on without the extra turn.
Never. The Little Lighthouse is the scatter, and wilds on the kite field leave scatters alone.
The clipboard is wiped clean each morning and its jobs count at every stall. All of them are optional.

Hairy coconuts wobble on tall red cups in a candy-striped booth under the old oak. Anyone can throw straight away, and the free round climbs harder the longer it lasts.

The brass band strikes up in the green-and-white bandstand beside a ribboned maypole. The boldest world on the green, where tumbling reels play each follow-on win louder than the last.
Spin while the fete is fun, and pack up when it stops being fun. Pick a finishing time before you begin and take breaks. If gambling of any kind is causing you problems, the National Gambling Helpline is free and confidential on 0808 8020 133, at any hour, or visit GamCare and BeGambleAware. Read Godfrey’s notes on keeping play in hand.
Coconut Shy Green lets in adults of 18 and upwards, and turns everyone younger away at the rope. Each stall is played with virtual coins carrying no monetary value; they are never bought, sold, withdrawn or exchanged. No coin booth stands on the green, no payment page hides behind the marquee, no prize of real-world value is on any trestle, and success here does not imply future success at real-money gambling.
Is gambling causing you bother? Talk it through for free, in confidence: National Gambling Helpline 0808 8020 133, staffed at every hour · BeGambleAware · GamCare · Godfrey’s notes on keeping play in hand
Three stalls, one coin tin. Sign up free and Godfrey ticks you in for the lot, keeping coins, favourites, level and daily missions safe on his clipboard until you wander back.
Not ready? Spin the open world, Coconut Clonk — no email needed.