
Coconut Clonk
Hairy coconuts wobble on tall red cups in a candy-striped booth under the old oak. Anyone can throw straight away, and the free round climbs harder the longer it lasts.
The brass band strikes up in the green-and-white bandstand beside a ribboned maypole. The boldest world on the green, where tumbling reels play each follow-on win louder than the last.
The stalls cost nothing now and never will. Your entry card holds your 100,000 coins, favourites, level and daily missions from one visit to the next — and lets Godfrey confirm you are 18 or over before a spin.
Virtual coins only. No real-money gambling, no prizes of real-world value, nothing sold in-app. 18+.
Oompah Pavilion is the loudest corner of the fete. Most of its value sits with the Brass Euphonium and the Great Sousaphone, so the band may play several quiet bars before the bandstand suddenly booms. Every paying line is lifted off the reels, everything above it slides down and fresh instruments drop in from the top, each link of the chain paying more: one, two, three, then five times. The Pavilion Roof wild covers any symbol bar the Ribbon Maypole, and maypoles never tumble away. Three maypoles raise ten doubled free spins, fifteen arrive with a fourth and twenty-five with all five, the encore boost riding on top of the doubling.
Encore, Encore. Winning symbols leave the reels and new ones fall in; the opening win of a chain pays as normal, the next doubles, the third trebles and every encore after it pays x5; during free spins the whole lot is doubled again.
Every throw here uses free virtual coins. No stall is real-money gambling, no win holds real-world value, and the fete sells nothing in-app. Results come from a random number generator, and a spin never leans on the one before.
Measured by running this page's own engine for 10,000,000 spins: coin RTP 91.8%, hit frequency 33.1%, free spins about once in 140 spins, a win of 10x your stake or more about once in 81 spins. Coin figures only — no money is staked or returned.
Sign in, find a spot on the grass in front of the bandstand and pick a stake.
Spin. Winners leave the reels and new symbols fall in: the opening win pays normally, then x2, x3, and x5 for every link after that.
Three Ribbon Maypoles strike up ten doubled free spins; fifteen if a fourth maypole goes up and twenty-five for a fifth.
Patient listeners who will sit through a few quiet bars in return for the odd rousing run of tumbling wins.
The biggest swings at the fete. The euphonium and the sousaphone hold the weighty pays, so the band plays in bursts with longer rests between.
| Picture painted on the reel | Five alike along the bunting line | Same win, shown against your stake |
|---|---|---|
| 5,000× line bet | 250× your stake | |
| 2,600× line bet | 130× your stake | |
| 1,400× line bet | 70× your stake | |
| 800× line bet | 40× your stake | |
| 440× line bet | 22× your stake | |
| 260× line bet | 13× your stake |
The five card ranks (10 to A) pay the least. Three Ribbon Maypoles anywhere open the free round. Full values for three and four of a kind are in the paytable.
It keeps going while every fresh drop forms a new win. The fourth link and all links after it pay five times.
Yes. The free round pays double, the encore boost stacks on that, and any new maypoles during the round extend it.
That is the bandstand's character: the rarer instruments hold the big pays, and the reels never save up, owe or hold back a win.
The clipboard is wiped clean each morning and its jobs count at every stall. All of them are optional.

Hairy coconuts wobble on tall red cups in a candy-striped booth under the old oak. Anyone can throw straight away, and the free round climbs harder the longer it lasts.

Kites strain on their lines beside tartan throws on the cliff top, with the sea glittering far below. The calmest world at the fete, and a bare paid spin gets a free second go with its wilds held.
Spin while the fete is fun, and pack up when it stops being fun. Pick a finishing time before you begin and take breaks. If gambling of any kind is causing you problems, the National Gambling Helpline is free and confidential on 0808 8020 133, at any hour, or visit GamCare and BeGambleAware. Read Godfrey’s notes on keeping play in hand.
Coconut Shy Green lets in adults of 18 and upwards, and turns everyone younger away at the rope. Each stall is played with virtual coins carrying no monetary value; they are never bought, sold, withdrawn or exchanged. No coin booth stands on the green, no payment page hides behind the marquee, no prize of real-world value is on any trestle, and success here does not imply future success at real-money gambling.
Is gambling causing you bother? Talk it through for free, in confidence: National Gambling Helpline 0808 8020 133, staffed at every hour · BeGambleAware · GamCare · Godfrey’s notes on keeping play in hand
Three stalls, one coin tin. Sign up free and Godfrey ticks you in for the lot, keeping coins, favourites, level and daily missions safe on his clipboard until you wander back.
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