
Coconut Clonk
Hairy coconuts wobble on tall red cups in a candy-striped booth under the old oak. Anyone can throw straight away, and the free round climbs harder the longer it lasts.
Every stall is free, runs in your browser and is paid from the same coin tin. Coconut Clonk takes anyone; the other two open with a free account.
3 stalls under the bunting · free coins at every one

Hairy coconuts wobble on tall red cups in a candy-striped booth under the old oak. Anyone can throw straight away, and the free round climbs harder the longer it lasts.

Kites strain on their lines beside tartan throws on the cliff top, with the sea glittering far below. The calmest world at the fete, and a bare paid spin gets a free second go with its wilds held.

The brass band strikes up in the green-and-white bandstand beside a ribboned maypole. The boldest world on the green, where tumbling reels play each follow-on win louder than the last.
No stall fits that yet.
Fewer paying spins make a jumpier stall: wins come less often and land bigger. Pick to suit your afternoon.
| Fete stall | Bunting lines (paylines) | Its party piece | Stall temperament | Coins back per hundred (RTP) | Spins with a payout | Free-spin frequency at the stall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coconut Clonk | 20 | Second Wind Throw | Open to all | 93.0% | 32.9% | 1 in 112 |
| Kite Peg Picnic | 25 | Peg It Down | Gentle | 95.9% | 48.1% | 1 in 113 |
| Oompah Pavilion | 20 | Encore, Encore | Volatile | 91.8% | 33.1% | 1 in 140 |
Godfrey had every stall’s own code run through 5,000,000 spins and chalked the totals on the committee board. Those totals belong to free coin play at this fete alone; no real-money game can be judged by them.
Coconut Shy Green lets in adults of 18 and upwards, and turns everyone younger away at the rope. Each stall is played with virtual coins carrying no monetary value; they are never bought, sold, withdrawn or exchanged. No coin booth stands on the green, no payment page hides behind the marquee, no prize of real-world value is on any trestle, and success here does not imply future success at real-money gambling.
Is gambling causing you bother? Talk it through for free, in confidence: National Gambling Helpline 0808 8020 133, staffed at every hour · BeGambleAware · GamCare · Godfrey’s notes on keeping play in hand
Three stalls, one coin tin. Sign up free and Godfrey ticks you in for the lot, keeping coins, favourites, level and daily missions safe on his clipboard until you wander back.
Not ready? Spin the open world, Coconut Clonk — no email needed.